dampsandwich:

taimondo:

friedmangosantas:

lokis-guardian-angel:

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

rennerific:

dampsandwich:

why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long

why is the word ‘long’ so short

why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’

why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words

why are my feet size 11

i really wanna know why your feet are size 11

how did this happen

jesusfreakinglucifer:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

Apocalypse update from Canada: Everything is in ruins. Canada is in devastation. The moose have begun forming their own government; we are waiting for their next move.

UPDATE: THE MOOSE HAVE BEGUN HERDING THE HUMANS. I HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM MY FAMILY. I CANNOT SEE THEM, I CAN ONLY SEE ANTLERS.

A FRIENDLY GROUP OF VIGILANTE MOOSE HAVE TAKEN ME IN. AT DAWN, WE RIDE.

(Source: wallylives)

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally.